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Harrison Ford travels via private jet to Santa Monica
Harrison Ford was recently spotted at Santa Monica Airport, landing his green private jet.
He was immediately thrown under media fire because of his environmentalist campaigns seemed hypocritical. Ford is one of the chairmen at Conservation International and has done several advertisements for Team Earth, an environmentalist group.
At Santa Monica, Ford didn’t seem faithful to his environmentalist image. The 68-year-old appeared to be flying alone in his private jet. His wife, Calista Flockhart, was not seen at the airport.
The actor currently owns six private jets and a helicopter. He defended himself against the media backlash last April. He told news distributors that he would start walking when environmentalists start doing the same thing.
Source: dailymail.co.uk
Harrison Ford, wit is your game?
you flying solo, in your aeroplane!
You’ll have the protesters, out there in force,
with placards and posters, on emissions and source!
They’ll paint you black, as an environmental baddie,
that’s a reputation, that you don’t need ma laddie!
I’ll tell you a secret, which will make you fly cleaner,
use ‘chip pan drained oil’, it will sure make you greener!
So take my advice and ditch that bad fuel,
because ‘chip pan drained oil’ is my wee fortune jewel!
I can supply you by the gallon or barrel, if best,
I’ll give three litres, to go do a test!
Once you get going, shove back your throttle,
if you like a rich mixture, I’d take one more bottle!
It might act up a bit, with a tempremental judder,
ignore the red lights, and the odd sudden shudder!
Once it’s blended, and running through smooth,
your journey will feel, like an absolute cruise!
Your in for a treat, with some homely wafts,
pie and chip smell’s, no you havn’t gone saft!
So the next time I see, a green plane in the sky,
I’ll be sniffing the air, for a whiff of that pie!
If you see me down there, with my nose in the air,
be sure buy some ‘chip pan drained oil’ and I’ll know that you care!
NO OFFENCE INTENDED – Kuriouscat.